Melvis: The PSA

I need to do more research as to the time and circumstances that the Melvis Public Service Announcement was written, but we do know the source. Frankie V. composed this lovely verse to increase Mel's popularity even more. I mean, think about it: no one gets more airtime than Melvis!

Melvis is much like a stray dog:

He'cute;

He's cuddly;

He's friendly;

He won't bite.

However--Like a stray dog...

If you pet him

He won't leave your side.

If you continue to pet him

He will be humping your leg

By the end of the night.

So... Ladies especially:

Please do not feed the Melvis.

This poem is now verbatim what Frankie V recites at least once a night right before Melvis sings. It really gets the crowd excited about Mel's spectacular performances. I know it does for me! Thanks Frankie for the corrections.