Detroit News from James Jaz

Sorry for the non-updates. I've been drunk the past week and unable to see my monitor through the beer goggles, making it impossible to add articles. Feeling much better now.

We have an update from Union Rep James Jaz about his recent business trip to Detriot.

Your Union Rep is hard at work trying to get the people of Detroit
exposed to the man - the myth - the legend - the Melvis!

1) on Day one I drove into a gang fight. I turned on Melvis at full
volume and stopped the turf war as they all froze and were hypnotized
by Melvis's melodic voice. Apparently though it wasn't loud enough,
because they started shooting at me after 10 seconds because I
couldn't turn the volume up any further.

2) I was playing "My Way" for some kids while stopped at a light (they
were really getting into it) and they ran off after the song. As the
light turned green I tried to accelerate, but the car wouldn't budge.
Someone had stolen my tires right out from under me! It must have
been someone training for a NASCAR pit crew! I wonder if the kids saw
who did it?

Sincerely,
James Jaz
Union Rep - Melvis Fan Club

There you have it. I have a bunch of content to post, but I need to save some of it for after this week's podcast.