WILD BOB ALERT!

I've been recently made aware that Wild Bob is receiving good press aroud town. With news articles in the Daily Herald, Wild Bob is poised to steal the microphone from Melvis in the virtual King of Karaoke contest.

Never fear, 'Wild Bob' still here

Bar Stars

It's been mentioned before by VP Frankie V, but we need to promote and sponsor a "Melvis vs. Wild Bob" popularity contest. To do this we need several things to happen.

1. A dedicated night of Karaoke where the two entertainers can go head to head without interruption. This would include management permission and verbage on the marquee advertising the event. Each member of the audience would get one vote at the end of the night as to who was the better performer.

2. An Elvis costume for Mel, complete with sequins.

3. Notification of the local press to this landmark event.

4. A 7 state, international Melvis promotional tour

5. T-shirts, buttons and other promotional garb that the real fans could wear.

6. An unprecidented mobilization of the Melvis Militia (tm) in promoting this event and being on hand the evening of the show to support Mel.

Please consider donating to the Melvis Costume fund. I would hope this event could take place in the fall, giving each party equal time to prepare.

Having not seen Wild Bob perform in awhile, I can't say how he's holding up. But Melvis has been branching out into new material like Achy Breaky Heart, Love Shack duets, etc. I can't imagine there would be any contest as to his Karaoke capabilities.

As a part of this promotion, I will rededicate my time to posting on the Official Melvis Fan Club Website to keep spirits high and keep any other would-be karaoke contenders in their place.

Thank you in advance for your donations, and keep coming to Hoffman Lanes to support the Melvis.

-Regis
Mel Presidente